As a pre-teen proffesional wrestling fan seeing Miss Elizabeth on my television screen gave my a funny, tingly feeling that I didn’t quite understand. This evening. seeing her on my television gave me a funny, empty feeling that, unfortunately, I do understand. Elizabeth Heulette, better known to wrestling fans as The Lovely Miss Elizabeth was rushed to Kennestone Hospital early this morning where she died.
In an interesting study of how modern media works, the story evolved and develpoed throughout the day. Atlanta area medai outlets — newspapers, television and radio — had what seemed like half hourly updates throughout the day. And all made good use of their web sites. Which was appropriate, because the Internet is where the wrestling community gathers to celebrate and mourn wrestling superstars and tradgedies.
The Cobb County police have ruled out foul play, so all signs now point to an overdose. Yet another sad case of drugs ending the life of a wrestling star. So it looks like Larry didn’t OJ her, or Spector her or Blake her.
Miss Elizabeth came on the wrestling seen well over a decade before the term diva was bandied about. She wan’t wrestling in pudding matches or rolling around with other women in her bra and panties. There had been a few before her — Baby Doll, Precious, Sunshine, Missy Hyatt — but Elizabeth brought a grace and class that had never before been seen. She accompanied one of the biggest heels in the business to the ring, always recieved loud ovations from male and female fans alike. She rarely spoke, and when she did, it was in a meek tender voice that made you want to shelter her from all that could bring harm to her. Back in the day, there was no better way to garner heat from a crowd than to threaten Miss Elizabeth. She stood by her man (Savage) despite the way her bossed her around and kept her in his shadows (a situation that all fans could identify and sympathize with). Elizabeth and Savage were eventually married, then divorced. She stayed in the business and despite the T&A aspect that came to encompass divadom in pro wrestling never resorted to skimpy clothing or slutty behavior to win the fans over.
So, toll the bell for Elizabeth Heulette, the true First Lady of Pro Wrestling.
Andrew Healan
New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable
Bad Alarms
This week I have concluded that I prefer being woken up by earthquakes rather than being woken up be telemartketers.
Matter Of Comfort
I really want to sleep in my bed tonight. But that would require me folding and hanging all the laundry piled up on it. Guess I’m heading to the couch again.
Too Old For This Shit
I know that when striking to use elbows and forearms and not clenched fists. But as I look at my fingers right now, I am reminded that I do not always remeber to do this. Even typing hurts. Oh well, exerting agression did give me a momentary release.
Not Listening To Myslef
Many moons ago I set forth a rule — if you have to get drunk and/or high to do your job, then you need another job. Tonight the fact that I need a new job was driven home to me.
Lost Another Great One
Coming in a bit late on this one, but I would be remiss if I didn’t make mention of the passing of Nina Simone. There is no better soundtrack for sitting in a darkened room pulling big swigs off of a cheap bottle of wine than the music of Nina Simone. She displayed such a powerful voice, whether she was trying to get across love, heartache or impowerment, the message was clear. Glasses up! Hearts out! She will be missed…
Fannnnncraptic
The NBA provides little interest to me, and I am not a conspiricy theorist… but did you see the t’wolves/lakers game tonight? Let’s overlook the fact that a post season game ended at 2:32 AM EST. But the freaking calls down the stretch. You’re kidding me. I now would put major money on the Knicks getting the rights to draft LeBron James (or at the very least the Bulls). What little interest and respect I had remaining for the Association is basically gone at this point. They are not even trying to hide it.
Hip Folks
Know I’ve got cool friends when I have conversations like this — “So, what’d you do today?” “Cleaned up around the house, ran some errands, paid my taxes. What’d you do today?” “I had a photo shoot for Blender with the Flaming Lips.” How fucking cool is that?
Freud would have a field day
Note to all of the children enjoying andrewhealan.com today, when using your computer to take advantage of Much Music USA’s request show thingy, do NOT dedicate Nelly’s “Pimp Juice” to your mother. I can’t even decide which way to be bothered by that.
Things I Like
It just doesn’t get much better than overtime playoff hockey. But there is baseball in full swing. Gotta love a time of the year where the Royals are a juggernaut. And it’s Masters weekend. The NFL draft is just around the corner. And baseketball is almost over. Good times, good times indeed.