Many moons ago I set forth a rule — if you have to get drunk and/or high to do your job, then you need another job. Tonight the fact that I need a new job was driven home to me.

Peace, Love, Hope, Praise and Gratitude to all of my friends in the Middle East. I don’t want to get into all of my thoughts on the military conflict that the United States is currently involved. I know that none of my friends on the other side of the world are reading this, but know that rarely a minute passes that I don’t think of you. I look forward to seeing all of them SOON, sharing stories and raising a glass to the accomplishments and sacrifices they have contributed to the world.

For Valentine’s Day, a few ways to tell that special someone just how you feel, from the Prince files (listed chronologically):

*Every day that U keep it away, it only makes me want it more

*What more do I have 2 say?
I really wanna play in your river

*Hey lover, I’ve got a sugarcane
That I wanna lose in U, baby can U stand the pain?

*And U’re just as wet as the evening rain

*Play with my love, ooh
Bring out what’s been in me 4 far 2 long

*U’re my little lover, orgasmatron

*If U really really wanna be a star
We gotta do it in your mama’s car

*I got a lion in my pocket and, baby, he’s ready 2 roar

*I guess I must be dumb cuz U had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

*A body like yours oughta be in jail
Cuz it’s on the verge of bein’ obscene

*Girl, U got an ass like I never seen, ow!
And the ride…
I say the ride is so smooth, U must be a limousine

*Girl, U gotta take me 4 a little ride up and down
In and out around your lake

*Excuse me but I need a mouth like yours

*I sincerely wanna fuck the taste outta your mouth

*Girl, it ain’t no use
U might as well get loose
Work your body like a whore

*It’s so strange, I’m more comfortable around U when I’m naked

*U don’t have 2 be beautiful 2 turn me on
I just need your body, baby, from dusk till dawn

*I’m feelin’ kind of lucky 2night, I’m gonna find my 4-leaf clover

*When 2 are in love
The speed of their hips can be faster than a runaway train

*Ain’t nuthin but a muffin
We got a lotta butter 2 go

*U got the horn so why don’t U blow it

*Now move your big ass ’round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby

*I got wet dreams comin’ out of my ears
I get hard if the wind blows your cologne near me

*The sexy motherfucker’s so fine, I’ll drink her bath water

*A long-legged 5’8″ packin’ an ass as tight as a grape

*I bet if U throw that ass in the air, it would turn into sunshine

*Ass piled high and deep, U see
I can’t help it like a honey 2 a bee
If the booty boom she gonna go with me

*And we were naked and did not care
There’s a time 2 take and a time 2 share

*If I was anything else I’d be the water in your bath, darling

*I promise myself not 2 come until she does
Then she took both hands and a liar I was
No man in this world could ever hope 2 last
When my baby downshifts and starts pumpin’ fast

*If we cannot make babies
Maybe we can make some time

*Fuck so pretty, U and me

*We could fuck until the dawn
Makin’ love ’til cherry’s gone

*U’re a sinner, I don’t care
I just want your creamy thighs

*She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets

*When I call U up, I wanna tell U what 2 wear
Don’t be surprised if I tell U 2 go bare

*It don’t mean U’re wrecked just cuz me tallywhacker suckin’ is all U want

*U are the reason there’s bass in my boom

*I never been one 4 this thing obsession
But just keep your eye on my hips
The circles they make will be my confession
Just say the word and I’ll strip

*Pheromone make a nigga go crazy

*A whiz at math and all that shit
But I’m, I’m a tad more interested in flyin’ your kite 2night

*Your furry melting thing awaits me

*My nickname’s Hellzapoppin

In the past couple of weeks I have attended quite a few “office” x-mas parties. The difference is, when your office is a bar, the whole holiday party has a different vibe. First and foremost, seeing your co-workers drunk is not the least bit unusual, actually expected. The risk of someone having too much and performing some monumental feat of stupidity is no greater than any other Monday – Saturday. Also, most bars have a relatively small staff. However, you end up with roughly four times the number of party goers as employees. Everyone who hangs out at the establishment tends to either be invited, or find out and crash on their own. Maybe it’s the free booze or maybe the “hip factor” of hanging out at the bar when it’s not open. Well, I’ve got my “office” x-mas party this weekend. And despite the expectations of those who don’t work there, it is usually one of the tamest get togethers I attend during this time of the year.

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