Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable

Taking Your Man To The House

October 17th, 2003

Things turned around a bit last week. Any and all broken bones, lascerations and contutions I sufer from were self inflicted in a drunken rage.
DISCLAIMER: All picks made with my head, my heart is too exhausted after the ALCS.
TOP PLAY
USC (-8) over Notre Dame
The Pope has looked better this year than the boys that play for his cult. Were this game in late November, The Irish might obtain some type of weather advantage. But this weekend the men of Troy roll and then watch the scoreboard like only a non-Top 2 BCS team can.
I WOULDN’T PASS ON
Wazzu (-10) over Stanford
How are these guys this good? How did they lose to Notre Dame? Who is Bill Doba? The boys from the second worst place for a major college in the nation keep rolling toward those big Pac 10 showdowns.
North Texas (-14) over Utah St
The rule still stands, North Texas in a Sun Belt game is almost always a good bet.
Syracuse (+3 1/2) over BC
This is one of those rare hunch games. No stats to back it up.
Cal (+3 1/2) over UCLA
The Bears take the LA sweep. Tedford will win this one with that Berkleyesque brain of his.
UNDERDOG OF THE WEEK
Michigan St (+6) over Minnesota
It’s time to expose these two teams as the Big Ten(11) pretenders and contenders that they are.
ON THE HOMEFRONT
This ain’t a lookover game. The Dogs are all banged up (again) but facing an atroscious Vandy team. Loads of second and third string action. All viewed from the comfort of my home for a mere $29.95. UGA 38 Vanderbilt 10.
I hope for a calming Saturday so I can get through Game 1.

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Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable