Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable

South Dork

April 15th, 2006

Jessica Simpson may be playing the part of Lucy Ewing in the Dallas movie. She already has The Dukes Of Hazzard movie under her belt, at this point I’m pulling for her to land a role in the Hulk sequal. Then she will have pulled off an amazing hat trick — starring in a movie from every show on CBS’s early 80’s Friday night line-up. My own personal casting choice for JR Ewing is 50 Cent seeing as how he already knows how to get shot. But, if a rapper must be cast, I, of course, insist on Sir Mix-A-Lot. Afterall, he is the JR Ewing of Seattle.

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Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable