English is now our national lanuage. Thank you Congress. This is ground breaking legislation. No, they didn’t pass a bill making English the official language, just the national language. This means no federal communications can be in a language other than English. Well, except for those federal communications in languages other than English that are already guaranteed under law. That’s right, it changed no laws. This carries all the legislative weight of a resolution. Like those ones that recognize championship sports teams or the 105-year-old great grandmother that grew a prize winning tomato. In other news from the Hill, Congress is currently considering a bill that would make blue the official color of the sky.
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