Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable

Katrina Sucks A Crack Whore's Dick | Andrew Healan

Katrina Sucks A Crack Whore’s Dick

August 29th, 2005

Addison, Texas — I Am Drunk!
But I would like to lighten the mood with a funny comment.
Katrina had winds so powerful they were able to lift Jonathan Sullivan off the ground.

To all my friends near and far — I am out of harm’s way.
To everyone stuck in southeast Louisiana — let me know your religion and I will convert and pray to your god.
Whatever you do to wish good fortune upon others, be it prayer, hoping, wishing, tossing coins in fountains or spliting aces and eights…. do it with those in Katrina’s path in mind. If the only thing I have to cry about in the morning is my personal posesions, I will.. you know….

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Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable