Sometimes I come up with material that makes me chuckle, but I know doesn’t belong on stage. Here’s a couple of examples.
The people of Massachusetts are screwed if a big natural disaster ever hits. The residents will wonder why no federal aid is coming as they sit around dialing 800-621-FEMER.
If WWE had brought Hacksaw Jim Duggan back to Smackdown instead of Raw, would he be running around the ring chanting UPN! UPN! UPN! UPN! ??

So, Mike Piazza and Hulk Hogan walk into an art gallery together… Set for a great punch line? OR the new 10-10-220 commercial?