Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable

And they call this a democracy?

January 7th, 2003

For some reason, I still have not been named a baseball Hall of Fame voter, but if I was here is how my ballot would look. Eddie Murray, Jack Morris, Ryan Sandberg, Gary Carter, Rich Gossage, Bert Blyleven, and Bruce Sutter. I would not have used all 10 of my slots this year. And if you don’t agree with me, well then buster, that’s one of the things that makes baseball so great. So why didn’t I pick some people (this is WAY more fun)? Andrew Dawson? Too much could’ve been. Steve Garvey? Would’ve been far too difficult to pick which of his kids introduced him. Keith Hernandez and Danny Tartabull? Seinfeld alone will not get you in the Hall. Vince Coleman? Ceremony would be held up waiting for he and Claudell Washington to return from the VIP men’s room. Tommy John? Having a disease named after you gets you in the Hall, same can’t be said for a surgery. Jim Kaat? Noot enough staats. Dale Murphy? Maybe next year. Tony Pena? ripped off Mr. T’s look. Lee Smith? one day, soon. And, Don Mattingly? This hurts too much to discuss.

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Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable