Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable

Looking To Bounce Back

September 26th, 2003

The blood letting continued last week. Gonna try to get off that kick with the lackluster weekend.
DISCLAIMER: As a level 20 EA Sports Gamer, my views of reality may be altered.
TOP PLAYIowa (-6 1/2) over Michigan St
As the Hawkeyes enter the Big 10(11) schedule, the nation will start to realize that Kirk Ferentz is for real. Nathan Chandler has adequately filled in for Brad Banks, and Fred Russell is gonna get people talking as they hit the marquee games in October. All Michigan St did was beat Notre Dame, but I’m sure if you ask Purdue this SUnday, they’ll vouch it ain’t that big of a deal.
ALSO CONSIDER
LSU (- 13 1/2) over Mississippi St
Miss St SUCKS! Miss St SUCKS! Miss St SUCKS! Miss St SUCKS!
Purdue (-10) over Notre Dame
Speaking of sucking, look who’s coming to West Lafayette. Kyle Orton is gonna sling it all over the field. And the Irish might, just might, score their fourth TD of the year (moving them into 116th place in that category).
Arkansas (-1 1/2) over Alabama
The Hawg Mollies are gonna open up big holes for Cobbs, and he will then run through them. It gets ugly in Tuscalosetonorthernillinois.
Misouri (-10) over Kansas
Yeah, they went to OT to beat an awful MTSU team, but the Tigers should bounce back and handle the ‘Hawks.
Marshall (-13) over Troy St
Troy St doesn’t have the horses to hang within two TDs of a top 30 team.
UNDER DOG OF THE WEEK
UCONN (+21) over Virginia Tech
Kevin Jones runs wild. Marcus Vick waits for mop-up duty. Hokies win, but no cover.
Based on thw past two weeks performance, don’t go to big on these.

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Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable