Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable

I’ll Remember… Jesus?

March 18th, 2003

Someone please buy me tickets to “Jesus Christ Superstar” in April at the Fox. Yeah, it’s Webber and Rice and all that, but Sebastion Bach as Jesus? I wish they’d just gone with an all metal cast (who wouldn’t want to see Jayne Lane as Judas) l__l I can just see Sebastion performing miracles such as turning flat hair in to big poofy hair, singing notes so high and long they can be heard by his followers all around the world, being birthed by a groupie who was a virgin (giving Kip Winger head doesn’t count) and finding a small piece of fabric to tear a whole in acid washed jeans when it was thought no more holes could fit. Praise be to Sebastion.

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Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable