So Britney got married? Now I’ve woken up to some bad memories from the night before, but exiting my slumber to find I’d wed a multi-millionaire pop princess would not fall in that category. Yes, young Jason Alexander lived out the fantasy of many a man, young and old (and quite a few women). Notice how every article mentions his middle name so the public doesn’t think Britney married Duckman. If that were the case, I’m pretty sure Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts would be bumped from the top of the most unbelievable celebrity weddings. But what everyone really wants to know, did Jason get to enjoy all of the wedding night perks? And if he did, will he wright a song about it? Did Britney view this as a career move. Is she trying to follow in the Carmen Electra mold? If so, there’s plenty of former Red Hot Chili Peppers to start dating. Or is she destined to host Battlebots next season? But most importantly, where did she find a wedding dress with anal cleavage?
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