Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable

Driving Under The Influence Of Hunger

December 14th, 2006

Washingotn, DC — People need to get off Nicole Richie’s ass. For years, there was constant public outcry about her eating disorders. Now, people are down on her about a DUI arrest. If she was still bulimiac, she would have vomited up that alcohol and then known the difference between east and west on the 134. This coming just months after Paris’s Hilton’s DUI arrest. When was Hilton pulled over? On her way to In-N-Out Burger for a Double Double. Once again, another starlet that could’ve been saved from a DUI if only she had an eating disorder. It is often stated how the actions of these two stars of unscripted television (sic) impact America’s impressionable youth. If that is the case, we will now see females too young to drink or drive doing both simultaneously. Oh, and they’ll be fat.

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Andrew Healan

New Orleans comedian and host of the podcast That Sounds Reasonable