On the way to dinner the other night my dining companion had to hit the breaks to avoid hitting a guy crossing the street mid-block on his rascal scooter. I guess he couldn’t really get a ticket, the defense would have a solid arguement. “Your honor, my client is a parapalegic, so therefore it is impossible that he was jaywalking, or any other kind of walking for that matter.”

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