I differ from everyone else on this topic. Because I had the "this doesn't even feel like America" feeling when bodies were dropping like flies from all the violence in New Orleans...I find the Guard a pleasant, though odd, alternative. Plus, right now it isn't like it was right after the storm. The military is sharp shooting in the desolate parts of the city, freeing the cops to patrol the populated spots. Just two nights ago two people were shot on my street. C'mon Andrew! What's not to miss?

Just don't be an asshole to 'em.

The crime wave even made it to Carrollton. Bastards stole my lanterns right off the front porch. National Guard? Send in the fuckin' Green Berets!